Having A Speech Problem



As my friends in real life know I have a slight speech problem. What gets me is the amount of people that think it’s amusing to ask, “Do you always speak like that,”

“No I just speak like this for your amusement. Sometime I get bored and like to mispronounce each letter of the alphabet, changing the letter daily. I did struggle when I got to x, there’s only so many time you can slip xylophone into a conversation. Did try mispronouncing x-ray as z-ray but I got approached by the Sci-Fi channel to do some B list movie, probably co staring Edward Furlong…”

In conclusion some people are morons. And yes every time someone Wally asks me this question it deserves a Loki facepalm!


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